NP: Seal - Kissed By A Rose (Taken with instagram)

ALEX DEM FLOWERS ARE UGLY.

(via chibiproxy)

I’M THE SWAN QUEEN! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO NEVER LEFT THE CORPS!

abcstds:

Which one is Alexisander Jonson? I cannot tell the difference.

lol who wore it best? They told me I could become anything. So I became a cat.

Can we talk about how you can fit a family of four in my beard? #beards #bromosexual #hobo (Taken with instagram)

Can we all appreciate how hairy I’m getting?

Because it’s the straight thing to do on pride day in Miami #sostraight (Taken with instagram)

….Why isn’t my cat replying to my texts?

Gurl, shut up and let me do these dishes. (Taken with instagram)